Pranks on Counselors
The bunk was calm, the lights were low
Taps had blown an hour ago
The door flew open, a bucket fell down
There was water all around
I stumbled over to hit the sack
And in my bed I found a jack
Something appeared to be wrong with the sheet
I couldn't seem to move my feet
Short sheet beds, put shaving cream on the pillow
Vaseline on toilet seats
Waking up to find no crest for your teeth
No soap, no underware, where did it all go
Take a look around the bunk
Or ask the campers, they will know
They've had fun just pulling pranks on their counselor
Soon we're gonna get them back
Their unmentionables will lie in a stack
In the lost and found, or on the flag pole
Watch out campers, the time is here
To get you is our goal.
Taps had blown an hour ago
The door flew open, a bucket fell down
There was water all around
I stumbled over to hit the sack
And in my bed I found a jack
Something appeared to be wrong with the sheet
I couldn't seem to move my feet
Short sheet beds, put shaving cream on the pillow
Vaseline on toilet seats
Waking up to find no crest for your teeth
No soap, no underware, where did it all go
Take a look around the bunk
Or ask the campers, they will know
They've had fun just pulling pranks on their counselor
Soon we're gonna get them back
Their unmentionables will lie in a stack
In the lost and found, or on the flag pole
Watch out campers, the time is here
To get you is our goal.